cramp:

dont become friends with me, ill seem really cool at first but im actually really annoying and i cry alot

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

paxamgays:

[breaks into ur house] gET THE FUCK UP WE’RE SAVING ROCK AND ROLL