While playing his ukulele at a party one evening, George Harrison was approached by a beautiful groupie.
"Come on upstairs with me love," said Harrison, “and give me a blow job."
The girl obediently followed Harrison upstairs.
"The entire time I sucked him off," she later complained, “he kept playing that damned ukulele!"
[At the critical moment, Harrison reportedly ended the song with a climactic strum, before promptly launching into another one.]