*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*

Kissing a girl on the forehead is one of the sweetest things in the world.
― (via psych-facts)

(Source: ohlovequotes)

I hate most people. And I don’t want to, it’s an awful way to be. But the human race gives me no comfort. I find myself turning to books and films for comfort still. It’s repulsive, because one’s life consists of people, not things.
― Morrissey (via a-short-history-of-decay)


While playing his ukulele at a party one evening, George Harrison was approached by a beautiful groupie.

"Come on upstairs with me love," said Harrison, “and give me a blow job."

The girl obediently followed Harrison upstairs.

"The entire time I sucked him off," she later complained, “he kept playing that damned ukulele!"

 [At the critical moment, Harrison reportedly ended the song with a climactic strum, before promptly launching into another one.]